1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
date me to disappoint your parents
if you asked me why i like you, i wouldnt have an exact answer, because to be honest, there isnt a real reason why i do. theres just something about you. your personality, the way you smile, or your humor. something about you catches my attention and draws me near you.
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.